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Television has raised writing to a new low.

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There is no expedient to which a man will not go to avoid the labor of thinking.

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He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man I ever met.

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His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

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The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

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Wars teach us not to love our enemies, but to hate our allies.

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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.

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Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.

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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.

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Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

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