Today Quotes
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There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist- the taxidermist leaves the hide.Mortimer Caplin
Blessed is he who has found his work; let him ask no other blessedness.Thomas Carlyle, Past and Present, 1843
The English instinctively admire any man who has no talent and is modest about it.James Agate
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie stars.Fred Allen
One of these days, the people are going to demand peace of the government, and the government is going to have to give it to them.Dwight Eisenhower
God must hate common people, because he made them so common.Philip Wylie
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.W.C. Fields
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.Mark Twain
The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.Oscar Wilde
A critic is a gong at a railroad crossing clanging loudly and vainly as the train goes by.Christopher Morley