All jokes
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Aches and Pains by Arthur Ritis
The Spicy Sausage by Delia Katessen
The Punished Schoolboy by Major Bumsaw
The Long Walk Home by Miss D. Buss
So you are distantly related to the family next door, are you? Yes- their dog is our dog's brother.
A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. 'Well,' said the Scout. 'Mum had only one dose of castor oil left, so I let my baby brother have it.'
First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle ? Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !
Peter: My brother wants to work badly! Anita: As I remember, he usually does !
Dan: My little brother is a real pain. Nan: Things could be worse. Dan: How? Nan: He could be twins !
Are hamburgers male? Yes, because they're boygers, not girlgers!