All jokes
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How do barmen surf the web? On the Gin-ternet.
Where do Martians drink beer ? At a mars bar !
An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending so much time at the pub, so one night he took her along. "What'll ya have?" he asked. "Oh, I don't know. The same as you, I suppose," she replied. So the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and threw his down in one gulp. His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spit it out. "Yuck, that's nasty poison!" she spluttered. "I don't know how you can drink this stuff!" "Well, there you go," cried the husband. "And you think I'm out enjoying myself every night!"
What happened when the barman died? The police held an inn-quest
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Divorce Barbie ...includes the house, the car, and half of Ken's belongings
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Broken Bungee Barbie ...Barbie doll lying broken on the pavement
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - FrankenBarbie ...comes with bolts through her neck
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Shock Therapy Barbie ...car battery and wires included
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Manic-Depressive Barbie ...with a set of Oriental throwing knives
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Biker Barbie ...complete with leathers and tattoos