All jokes
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Where is everyone beautiful? In the dark.
Fred keeps telling me that he's going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And you've been engaged for such a long time!
People keep telling me I'm beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have.
Don't look out of the window, Betty, people will think it's Halloween.
What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.
Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two.
What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older? Wizard: With luck, yes. Witch:
A little boy came running into the kitchen. 'Dad, dad' he said, 'there's a monster at the door with a really ugly face' 'Tell him you've already got one,' said his father !
"My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!"said Miss Conceited. ''Then he's right said her little brother.''Sophia Loren?'' "No-spaghetti!''
A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said "Gosh, your ugly aren't you?, I've never seen anyone so hideous as you before" "Young man" she replied. " I didn't come here to be insulted" "Really", he said, "Where do you usually go ?"