All jokes
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What do you call the place where parrots make films? Pollywood!
What did the parrot say on Independence Day? Polly wants a firecracker!
What did the rich socialite's parrot say? Polly want a cracker, with cavier please!
What did the parrot say when he saw a duck? Polly want a quacker!
Which bird ran for President? H. Ross Parrot
Why do parrots carry umbrellas? So they don't become polly-saturated!
How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent? It speaks in Polly-syllables!
What's a parrot's favourite game? Monopoly!
What are a parrot's favourite literary characters? Mr Macawber and Pollyanna!
What's a parrot's favourite song? I love Parrots in the Springtime!