All jokes
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Why is politics for the birds? Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!
Why did the bird join he air force? He wanted to be a parrot trooper!
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"? Short John Silver!
What is a parrot? A wordy birdy!
Why did the rooster run away ? He was chicken !
What is the definition of a goose ? An animal that grows down as it grows up !
What goes 'peck, bang, peck, bang, peck, bang' ? A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ? 'Dad, dad, look what marma-laid' !
How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday ? Eat him on Saturday !