All jokes
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Why did Davy Crockett always wear a coonskin cap? It was a birthday present from his wife!
Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? In a cat-alogue!
"I guess I didn't get my birthday wish." "How do you know?" "You're still here!"
Why did the boy put candles on the toilet? He wanted to have a birthday potty!
What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it!
What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"
"Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." "Next time, take off the candles."
"Did you go shopping for my birthday present?" "Yeah, and I found the perfect thing." "What thing is that?" "Nothing!"
Did you hear about the flag's birthday? It was a Happy one!
"My birthday's coming" Do you know what I need?" "Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?"