All jokes
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Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will be delayed until the second quarter of 1901.
What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.
What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.
What is uglier than an aardvark? Two aardvarks!
What does the aardvark call his dog? Aard-bark!
What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote? One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!
Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants? Ronald MacAardvark!
What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium? An aard-shark!
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?