All jokes
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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? Napoleon Bunnyparte!
Where did the Easter Bunny go to college? Johns Hopkins!
Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs? She had to call an eggs-terminator!
What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport? Basket-ball, of course!
Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's toes? A: Slow clowns.
'We're going to play elephants and circuses,' said a little boy at kindergarten, 'Do you want to join in?' 'I'd love to,'replied the teacher. 'What do you want me to do?' 'You can be the lady that feeds us peanuts !'
Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ? So he could hide in the cherry tree !
What do you call an elephant that flies ? A jumbo jet !
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ? Big holes all over Australia !
What is grey and hairy and lives on a man's face? A mousetache.