All jokes
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The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.
Q. What has one horn and gives milk? A A milk truck.
Q: What kind of a car does a crazy man drive? A: A LOCOmotive.
Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing, scratching cat fight? - A: Claude
Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day? - A: Mice cream
Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? - A: Catnip!
Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? - A: You're the purrfect cat for me!
Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise? - A: It's meow-sic to their ears!
Q: What's every cat's favorite song? - A: Three Blind Mice!
Q: Where do cats write down notes? - A: Scratch Paper!