All jokes
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What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ? An octopuss !
Why did the cat join the Red Cross ? Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !
Who was the most powerful cat in China ? Chairman Miaow !
What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ? A sourpuss !
What is cleverer than a talking cat ? A spelling bee !
How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures? They never cry over spilt milk !
What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas ? Santa Claws !
There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left ? None. They were all copy cats !
What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea ? A catameringue !
Why do tomcats fight ? Because they like raising a stink !