All jokes
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Q: What do you call a frog with no hind legs? A: Unhoppy!!
I'd like a new frog, please. But you bought one only yesterday. What happened? It Kermit-ted suicide.
How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ? They sit eggsaminations !
What do you call a rich frog ? A golf blooded reptile !
How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living? By appearing in television spooktaculars.
What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost. Fasten your sheet belt.
What do you call a ghost that stays out all night? Afresh air freak.
Why did the ghost go to the funfair. He wanted to go on the rollerghoster.
Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard? He was the Chief In-Spectre.
A man walks outside to his car for work, when he notices a gorilla in his tree. He rushs to his phone book and finds the animal control number, calls and asks them to send over someone who's a gorilla expert. When the man arrives, he is carrying a shotgun, a chihuahua and a pair of handcuffs. The man says,''What are all of those for?'' The animal control officer says, ''I'll climb up in the tree, knock the gorilla down, the dog will bite him in the nuts and you must slap the handcuffs on his wrists.'' The man asks,''What is the gun for?'' The animal control officer responds, ''If I fall first, you shoot the dog!'''