All jokes
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Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ? Because they both have "Sandy claws" !
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ? Santa pause !
What's fat and jolly and runs on eight wheels? Father Christmas on roller skates!
Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys? Because they soot him!
Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ? No you can have turkey like everyone else !
What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ? My pop is bigger than yours !
Who is never hungry at Christmas ? The turkey - he's always stuffed !
What bird has wings but cannot fly ? Roast turkey !
Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ? Your teeth !
What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ? Grave-y !