All jokes
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Q: What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree? A: A gorilla with a machine gun.
Q: Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why are gorillas so noisy? A: They were raised in a zoo!
Q: What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender? A: Rhesus Pieces.
What do witches eat at Halloween? Spook-etti, Halloweenies, Devil's food cake and Boo-berry pie.
Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party? He was going as a banana.
Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there's lots of school spirit!
What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party? The cat ate her.
What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks.
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. "I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum." The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes the client asks in garbled speech. "And what if I swallow it?" "No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."