All jokes
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Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a container of yogurt? A: Yogurt has culture.
Q: What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas? A: Highway 55.
Q: Why does Clinton always have a stupid grin on his face? A: He is stupid!
Q: Why is Clinton prone to losing his voice? A: He keeps having to eat his words.
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford? I did not have textual relations with that woman.
Q: Why were there two presidential limousines in the inaugural parade? A: The first one held the real president while the second one contained the president's spouse, Bill Clinton.
Q: How has Clinton made his cabinet look more like America? A: Many of them have sixth grade reading levels.
Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises.
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper? ... Ain't nothing improper about that. That was one of the the sweetest interns I've ever had.