All jokes
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Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam? Because the top said, "Twist to open."
What did the overweight ballet dancer perform ? The dance of the sugar plump fairy !
What sort of dance do fish do at parties ? The conga !
What do you call someone who dances on cars ? A morris dancer !
What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ? A cricket ball !
Where can you dance in California? San Frandisco.
I've been invited to an avoidance. An avoidance? What's that? It's a dance for people who hate each other.
How do you make a tissue dance ? Put a little boogie in it !
Who is tall, dark and a great dancer ? Dark Raver !
Q. What is good for your soul but not your soles? A. Linedancing!