All jokes
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Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4? Pupil: That's not fair! You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!
There where two snakes talking. The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?'. Then the second Snake says "Why do you ask?" The 1st one replies: "I just bit my lip!"
A old snake goes to see his Doctor. "Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days". The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks. The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed. Doc says, "What's the problem...didn't the glasses help you?" "The glasses are fine doc, I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!"
Q: What kind of snake is good at math? A: An adder.
What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog? A fangfurther.
What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet? Wait until he's finished.
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? Have an ice day!
What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman? Frostbite.
Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!
What do Snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.