All jokes
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Where do football directors go when they are fed up? The bored room!
"Please, ma'am! How do you spell ichael?" The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael?" she asked. "No, ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
School Doctor: Have you ever had trouble with appendicitis? Fred: Only when I tried to spell it.
How do you spell wrong? R?o?n?g. That's wrong. That's what you asked for, isn't it?
First witch: Here's a banana if you can spell it. Second witch: I can spell banana. I just don't know when to stop.
The young lad had applied for a job, and was asked his full name. "Aloysius Montmorency Geoghan," he replied. "How do you spell that?" asked the manager. "Er ? sir ? er ? can't you just put it down without spelling it?"
Fan: I've always admired you. Are your teeth your own? Actor: Whose do you think they are?
What did the vampire call his false teeth? A new fangled device.
What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards? He ate himself!
Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed? To catch her false teeth.