All jokes
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Marie Antionette Barbie ...with removable head; guillotine included
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hiroshima Barbie ...just a shadow of her former self
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - East German Swim Team Barbie ...a Barbie head on a Ken doll
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Frozen Barbie on a Stick ...in your grocer's frozen food section
How do vampire football players get the mud off? They all get in the bat-tub.
Which villains steal soap from the bath? Robber ducks.
Boy: Dad, dad, there's a spider in the bath. Dad: What's wrong with that? You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes, but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!
Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath, Mrs Soap? Mrs Soap: No, doctor. By the time I'd drunk the bath there wasn't room for medicine.
The plumber was working in a house when the lady of the house said to him, "Will it be alright if I have a bath while you're having your lunch?" "It's okay with me lady," said the plumber, "as long as you don't splash my sandwiches."
My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour.