All jokes
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.
A confused caller was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the computer had said that it ''could not find the printer.'' The user had even tried turning the computer screen to face the printerbut his computer still could not 'see' the printer.
"Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?" " My right hand." " Amazing!Most people have to use the on/off switch."
Computer helpline? Everytime I log onto the seven dwarfs website my computer screen goes snow white....
Customer: I think I've got a bug in my computer. Repairman: Does your computer make a humming noise? Customer: Yes. Repairman: Then it must be a humbug!
Helpline? I've just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive! Has the computer stopped working? No, but there's a lot of crackling.
How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out? Hide their trainers.
I've been on my computer all night! Don't you think you'd be more comfortable on a bed like everyone else?
I've been sitting at this computer for hours and I haven't seen a single website. That's because you're supposed to sit facing the screen.
Mum, Mum, Dad's broken my computer! How did he do that? I dropped it on his head.