All jokes
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Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of computers to use. Teacher: You get a choice her, too. Use the one we've got or don't use any at all.
Teacher: Look at the state of the school computer. I want that screen cleaned so I can see my face in it! Pupil: But then it will crack and we won't be able to use it at all.
Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on? Pupil: No, Miss, the dress you're wearing looks fine.
This computer you charged me L950 for doesn't work....and you said it would be trouble free. It is, I charged you L950 for the computer, but you're getting all that trouble absolutely free!
Want to buy a pocket computer? No, thanks, I already know how many pockets I've got.
What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard? Sorry, you're not my type.
What did one mouse say to the other mouse? I get a click out of you.
What did the mouse say to the webcam? Cheese.
What do computer experts do at weekends? Go for a disk drive.
What do you do if your computer hums? Tell it to change its socsks!