All jokes
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Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers? Click Turpin
You're spending a lot of time at that computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked? No, they've always been blue!
Who sits on Cinderella's keyboard? Buttons.
Would you like to buy a second-hand computer? I'm afraid not. I'm only able to type with one hand as it is.
Why did the computer act crazy? It had a screw loose.
Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer? The cat kept fiddling with i.t.
Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer? He wanted to have webbed feet.
Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer? He wanted to have webbed feet.
Why do computer teachers never get sick? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a computer. My goodness, you'd better come to my surgery right away! I can't, my power cable won't reach that far.