Blonde jokes
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Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in? A: "Have another beer."
Q: What do Blondes say after sex? A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common? A: They both wriggle when you eat them.
Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore ? A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree? A: Wave
Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common? A: They both have black roots.
Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? A: You only have to punch information into a computer once. Q: What's the Blonde's cheer? A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: To turn the blinker off.