Dirty jokes
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This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth." The woman then says: "Ooooohhhh, I'd rather have a baby!" To which the dentist replies: "Make up your mind, I have to adjust the chair."
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front: Let me put my tool in your mouth... and on the back: ...and I will fill your cavity.
Q: Why did god give blonde's 2 more brain cells than he gave cows? A: So they wouldn't shit all over when you played with their tits.
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering???? A: More head room
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES LIKE PIANOS? A: When they aren't upright, they're grand.
Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant? A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
Q: WHY DON`T BLONDES LIKE ANAL SEX? A: They don`t like their brains being screwed with.
Q: How do you know a blonde likes you? A: She screws you two nights in a row.
Q: How do you get a blonde off of your knees? A: Come.
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her crayons are still sticky.