Dirty jokes
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What are three words you dread the most while making love? "Honey, I'm home."
Why is it called a Wonder Bra? When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.
Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.
What's the difference between a rooster and a hooker? a rooster says cocka-doodle-doo a hooker says any cock will do.
Why did the former porn actor get fired from his job as a gas station attendant? Right before the tanks were full, he would pull out the nozzle and spray gas all over the car.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says ribbit ribbit, the other one says rub-it, rub-it!
What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? They can both smell it but they can't eat it.
What is the difference between a drug pusher and a prostitute? A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
Why did the condom cross the road? Because it was pissed off.
What does KFC and a woman have in common? Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs, there's still a greasy box to put your bone in.