Dirty jokes
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I love the lines men use to get us into bed. "Please, I'll only put it in for a minute." What am I, a microwave?
You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all.
Wife: "Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?" ! Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."
Why are condoms like cameras? -they both capture the moment.
Why is sex like a game of bridge? -You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.
Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."
What do hookers do on their night off: type?