Dirty jokes
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Did you ever blow bubbles as as child? Yeh, well he's back in town and wants your new number.
Why is Viagra like Disneyworld? - You have to wait an hour for a three minute ride
Why did God create women? To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.
If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? The swallow.
How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex? Phone her.
What is the definition of 'making love'? Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant.
Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE? One's mad cow disease, the other's an agricultural problem.
Why do hunters make the best lovers? Because they go deep in the bush, shoot more than once and they eat what they shoot.