Dirty jokes
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Q: What is the smartest thing that can come out of a blonde's mouth? A: Einstein's dick.
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home? A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.
Q: Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to squeeze his left testicle? A: Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'
Q: Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom? A: To keep the swelling down.
Q: What do blonde's have against condoms? A: Their cheeks.
Q: What does a blonde answer to the question "Are you sexually active?" A: "No, I just lie there."
Q: What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner? A: You don't, you see if you've got 3 condoms.
Q: Did you hear about the conceited blonde? A: She screams her own name when she comes.
Q: Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing? A: The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.
Q: Why did the blonde give a blow job after sex? A: She wanted to have her cock and eat it too.