Dirty jokes
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Q: What is a bellybutton for? A: It gives a blonde a place to park her gum on the way down.
Q. What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg? A: Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.
Q: What do you call a blonde with a bag of sugar on her head? A: Sweet fuck all.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde works in an office? A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms? A: So they know when to stop having sex.
Q: What did the blonde say during a porno? A: "There I am!"
Q: How does a blonde prepare for safe sex? A: She puts on rubber based lipstick.
Q: How does a horny guy spell relief? A: B-L-O-N-D-E.
Q: What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach? A: Public access.
Q: What do you call two blondes in a canoe? A: Fur traders.