Dirty jokes
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What have men and spray paint in common? One squeeze and they're all over you.
Why is food better than men? Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? A: Stick his bill up his ass.
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mother.
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? A: Wiped his ass.
Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq? A: They don't want to wear out the camel.
Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
Q: What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised? A: When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick!
Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball.