Dirty jokes
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What did Adam say to Eve? Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets!
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold unto your nuts-This is no ordinary Blow Job!
Why do men masturbate? It's sex with someone they love.
Why were men given larger brains than dogs? So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
How many men does it take to put the toilet seat down? Nobody knows, it hasn't happened yet.
How do you know you're leading a sad life? When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."
Are birth control pills deductible? Only if they don't work.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts.
Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love? Because they have cotton balls.
What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night.