Food jokes
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What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ? Gravi-tea !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Bacon ! Bacon who ? Bacon a cake for your birthday !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Bean ! Bean who ? Bean working very hard today !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Beef ! Beef who ? Beef fair now !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Butter ! Butter who ? Butter wrap up - it's cold out here !
WIFE: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie. HUSBAND: Which is this?
WIFE: "You look tired, honey. How about a nice steak, mashed potatoes and an apple pie for dessert?" HUSBAND: "No thanks. I'm too tired. Let's just eat at home."
Q: What what can you make from baked beans and onions? A: Tear gas.
Several women were discussing what they should have for dinner. "If you're watching your weight," came one suggestion, "those diet frozen dinners are good." The man then added: "But get two. They're small."
Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice? Why? Do I look like one?