Food jokes
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Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"
What do cannibals eat for breakfast? Buttered host.
How do you know that a elephant's been in the fridge? There are foot prints in the butter. "
And what's your name?" the secretary asked the next new boy. "Butter." "I hope your first name's not Roland," smirked the secretary. "No, ma'am. It's Brendan."
Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows.
Fred! What did I say I'd do if I found you with your fingers in the butter again? That's funny, Mom. I can't remember either.
What do you call two rows of cabbages ? A dual cabbageway !
Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll? Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!
My Aunt Maud had so many candles on her last birthday cake that all her party guests got sunburnt !
What's the fastest cake in the world? Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.