Food jokes
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Flo: Try some of my sponge cake. Joe: It's a bit tough. Flo: That's strange. I only bought the sponge from the chemist this morning.
Girl: Did you like that cake, Mrs Jones? Mrs Jones: Yes, very much. Girl: That's funny. My mom said you didn't have any taste.
What cake wanted to rule the world? Attila the Bun.
What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner? Thank you, I'll just have a slither.
What musical instrument goes with cheese? Picklelo.
Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch today. . Cook: There is. Fred: No, there isn't. There's only cheese pie. Cook: You can choose to eat it or leave it.
What cheese is made backwards? Edam.
Say something soft and sweet to me. Dracula: Marshmallows, chocolate fudge cake...
Mom: Fred, there were two chocolate cakes in the larder yesterday, and now there's only one. Why? Fred: I don't know. It must have been so dark I didn't see the other one.
I went to see my doctor to see if he could help me give up smoking. What did he say? He suggested that every time I felt like a smoke I should reach for a bar of chocolate. Did that do any good? No - I can't get the chocolate to light.