Internet jokes
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I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better then the one you had before.
I see you've got your bill for using the Internet Yes, and my dad's really going to get the hump!
I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!
Since you've discovered the Internet, you don't pay any attention to me! Who said that?
So what exactly can I learn on the Internet? Anything you like - it can even teach you to talk like an Indian. How? See? It's working already.
Teacher: Don't forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions. Pupil: It's not the questions I have trouble with, it's the answers.
Teacher: What are the four elements? Pupil: Fire, Earth, Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet? Pupil: Well, Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net, I'm in my element.
What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet? Anything you like, they're not listening to you anyway.
Where does the Internet football team play? Webley.
Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet? Because they can't stop saving their work.