Knock Knock jokes
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Aardvark ! Aardvark who ? Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Aaron ! Aaron who ! Aaron the barber's floor !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Abba ! Abba who ? Abba'out turn ! Quick march!
Knock Knock Who's there ! Abbey ! Abbey who ? Abbey stung me on the nose !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Abe ! Abe who ? Abe C D E F G H... !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Abel ! Abel who ? Abel to see you, ha, ha!
Knock Knock Who's there ! Abyssinia ! Abyssinia who ? Abyssinia when I get back !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Acid ! Acid who ? Acidently on purpose !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Acis ! Acis who ? Acis spades !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Actor ! Actor who ? Actor you, my dear Alphonse !