Knock Knock jokes
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Knock Knock Who's there ? Closure ! Closure who ? Closure mouth when you eat !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Cod ! Cod who ? Cod red-handed !
Knock Knock Who's there ? Clown ! Clown who ? Clown for the count !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Coda ! Coda who ? Coda paint !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Coffin ! Coffin who ? Coffin and spluttering !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Cole ! Cole who ? Cole as a cucumber !
Knock Knock Who's there ? Colin ! Colin who ? Colin all cars, Colin all cars !
Knock Knock Who's there ? Cologne ! Cologne who ? Cologne me names won't help !
Knock Knock Who's there ? Comic ! Comic who ? Comic and see me sometime !
Knock Knock Who's there ? Cookie ! Cookie who ? Cookie quit and now I have to make all the food !