Knock Knock jokes
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Con ! Con who? Con unhinged !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Conga ! Conga who? Conga go on meeting like this !
Knock Knock Who's there ? Cook ! Cook who ? Cuckoo yourself, I don't come here to be insulted !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Cork ! Cork who ? Cork and beans !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Cosi ! Cosi who ? Cosi has to !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Costa ! Costa who ? Costa lot !
Knock Knock Who's there ? Cotton ! Cotton who ? Cotton a trap !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Courtney Pine ! Courtney Pine who ? Courtney Pine tables, I need a new one !
Knock Knock Who's there ? Cows ! Cows who ? Cows go 'moo' not who !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Craig ! Craig who ? Craig in the wall !