Music jokes
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Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now.
Knock Knock Who's there ! Bach ! Bach who ? Bach to work!
Knock Knock Who's there ! Bass ! Bass who ? Bass the salt and pepper please !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Bassoon ! Bassoon who ? Bassoon things will be better !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Beethoven ! Beethoven who ? Beethoven is too hot !
What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra? Tuskanini.
When is the water in the shower room musical? When it's piping hot.
Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom? Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.
What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst.
Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble.