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Hey buddy. How late does the band play? About half a beat behind the drummer.

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A saxophone is like a lawsuit. Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

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An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician." The dad says, "I am sorry -- can't have it both ways."

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How do you make a bandstand? Take away their chairs

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Q.How is a heart like a musician? A.They both have a beat :)

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