Music jokes
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Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet? A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.
Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this? A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.
Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand around and say, "I could do that better.
Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control? A: Their personality.
Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong? A: King Kong is more sensitive.
Q: What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds? A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.
Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door? A: The doorbell shrieks!
Q: What is the range of a tuba? A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.
Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital? Friend: I hope so.
Q: How do you fix a broken tuba? A: With a "tuba glue."