Music jokes
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A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead. The musician calls back 25 times more and gets the same message from receptionist. She asks why he keeps calling. He replies, "I just like to hear you say it."
Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards? A: A new age song.
Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards? A: You get your job and your wife back.
Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover? A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.
Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding? A: Bach in the saddle again.
Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain that it's electrified.
Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb, 2 to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
Q: Why don't they know where Mozart is buried? A: Because he's Haydn!
Q: What's musical and handy in a supermarket? A: A Chopin Liszt.