New jokes
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Why don't you see blonde pharmacists? They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!
What do you call a blonde standing between two brunettes? A mental block!
What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel!
I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!
What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up!
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don't know. Neither did she!
Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks on her back? She crawled across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".
A blonde tried to blow up her husband's car, but burned her lips on the tailpipe.
What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade!