New jokes
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What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? Have an ice day!
What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman? Frostbite.
Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!
What do Snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.
Where do Snowmen go to dance? To snowballs.
What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer !
What do you call an overweight ET ? An extra cholesterol !
President Dubya was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon. "Mr. President," said the four-star general, barely able to contain himself, "there's good news & bad news." "Oh, no," muttered the President, "Well, let me have the bad news first." "The bad news, sir, is that we've been invaded by creatures from another planet." "Gosh, and the good news?" "The good news, sir, is that they eat reporters and pee oil."
What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ? Gravi-tea !
A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship landing in front of her. An alien stepped out of the spaceship and started to pump gas into it. The woman noticed the letters ''U.F.O.'' printed on the side of the ship. She turned to the alien and asked ''Does U.F.O. stand for Unidentified Flying Object?'' The alien answered, ''No, it stands for Unleaded Fuel Only!''