New jokes
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A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord - nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing. The blonde jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant? A: She sneezes.
Q: Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low? A: She thought it was Diet Coke.
Q: Why don't blondes like buttered toast? A: They can't figure out which side the butter goes on.
When a blonde goes to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat ? Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row
Q: Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge? A: In case she wanted black coffee.
I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with. I dyed my hair !
Q: Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads? A: They want to measure their intelligence.
Q: Why do blondes stand under light bulbs? A: It's the closest they'll come to a bright idea.
... Q.) Why would a blonde wear green lipstick? A.) Because red means Stop.