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Why did the blonde call the welfare office? She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl? "Just flush it like everybody else does."
Hear about the blonde explorer? She bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert.
Did you hear the one about the blonde that had a problem with her bed? She couldn't find a knife large enough to apply the bed spread.
What is every blonde's ambition in life? To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for french fries.
Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops? So they can tell if they are going to work or going home, while on the bus.
What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? Branch manager.
Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists? The rest are hunt'n peckers.
Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her.