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What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar? She heard that the drinks were on the house.
Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? From trying to blow out lightbulbs.
Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? The noise gave her a headache.
These two blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would have seen it.
Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge? They are for those who don't drink!
What do you call an eternity? Four Blondes at a four way stop.
What goes Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette ? A blonde doing cartwheels.
What's a blondes idea of natural childbirth? No make-up.
Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her a month to realize she could play it at night...