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Would you like to buy a second-hand computer? I'm afraid not. I'm only able to type with one hand as it is.
Why did the computer act crazy? It had a screw loose.
Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer? The cat kept fiddling with i.t.
Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer? He wanted to have webbed feet.
Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer? He wanted to have webbed feet.
Why do computer teachers never get sick? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a computer. My goodness, you'd better come to my surgery right away! I can't, my power cable won't reach that far.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a laptop computer. You're just run down, let me give you some vitamins. No, thanks. But I could do with some new batteries.
Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house? A. He uses "windows".
Q: Which way did the programmer go? A: He went DATA way!