New jokes
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Can I have a broken drum for Christmas? The best thing you could have asked for. You can't beat it!
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ? Santa Clues !
Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition. Now thats what you call pot luck !
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ? Santapplause !
Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ? Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ? Because they both have "Sandy claws" !
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ? Santa pause !
What's fat and jolly and runs on eight wheels? Father Christmas on roller skates!
Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys? Because they soot him!
Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ? No you can have turkey like everyone else !