New jokes
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What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ? My pop is bigger than yours !
Who is never hungry at Christmas ? The turkey - he's always stuffed !
What bird has wings but cannot fly ? Roast turkey !
Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ? Your teeth !
What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ? Grave-y !
Did you hear about the stupid turkey? It was looking forward to Christmas!
How to cats greet each other at Christmas ? "A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !
Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didn't get wet! Why not? Because it wasn't raining!
What do you get hanging from Father Christmas' roof? Tired arms!
How do you make a slow reindeer fast ? Don't feed it !